Kyle Juszczyk, the 49ers fullback, just got his nearly $15,000 fine back from the NFL, and trust me, this story is way wilder than you think. The league initially hammered him for what they *thought* was a beer-chugging celebration, but according to ESPN’s Adam Schefter, the NFL basically had to eat crow after Juszczyk proved he was just pretending to drink a juice box. Seriously, a juice box.
The Juice Box Heard ‘Round the League
We all saw it go down back in Week 2, right? Juszczyk snagged a 6-yard touchdown pass in the third quarter of their 35-13 win against the Miami Dolphins. After celebrating with his teammates, the dude turned to the crowd in the end zone and totally mimicked chugging a drink. Harmless fun, we thought. The NFL, though? They slapped him with a $14,926 fine, convinced he was knocking back a brewski on the field. The audacity!
Juszczyk Calls Out the NFL’s Hypocrisy
But Juszczyk wasn’t having it. In his appeal, he laid it all out. “I don’t know how else to say it: I wasn’t drinking beer in my celebration,” he told reporters. He’s called “Juice” for crying out loud! He even has “juice” on his pads, and the stadium literally yells “Juice” when he catches the ball. His appeal letter reportedly called out the NFL’s blatant hypocrisy, pointing right at their massive $250 million per deal with Anheuser-Busch InBev, the makers of Bud Light. Talk about calling a spade a spade! If the league’s cool with taking that much cash from a beer company, how are they going to fine a guy for pretending to drink, especially when he’s literally living his “Juice” nickname? He hit them where it hurts, and they crumbled.
Man, it sucks that Juszczyk won’t be on the field for a few weeks to add to his juice box celebration total for the season. He hyperextended his knee on Sunday, so he’s gonna miss some time. But hey, at least he’s got his money back and a killer story to tell about sticking it to the league. Here’s hoping he’s back on the field soon to show off more “juice box” celebrations and keep the league on its toes.
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Originally reported by Yahoo Sports.
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