Saturday morning’s UFC jaunt to Abu Dhabi is rolling out something wild: an “Oops! All Magomeds” parlay that sits at -133, grouping Magomed Ankalaev, Magomed Zaynukov, and Magomed Tuchalov. These aren’t just random names; we’re talking about three rightful favorites, each with a clear path to victory against opponents who have already shown exploitable weaknesses. Forget those individual moneylines that aren’t worth the paper they’re printed on, because this combo is where the action is.
Ankalaev’s Sneaky Ground Game Is the Real Threat
Magomed Ankalaev is rolling in as a heavy favorite at -575, and yeah, that single bet won’t make you rich. But the reason he’s such a strong pick for this parlay is all about how he approaches his opponent, Bogdan Guskov. Some are giving Guskov a “puncher’s chance,” and maybe even some surprise jiu-jitsu, but Ankalaev has a trick up his sleeve. Despite his reputation, he isn’t super keen on taking fights to the mat. Think back to his first win against Alex Pereira, where he tried a clean dozen shots. He didn’t land a single one, but the *mere threat* of the takedown allowed him to get inside and do work against “Poatan.” Against “Hitman” Guskov, whose takedown defense has been questioned even with recent successes, a few faked shots are going to pay immediate, huge dividends. It’s the setup, not just the execution, that makes him so dangerous.
“John Pork” Zaynukov’s Grit Is Undeniable
Next up in our killer parlay, we’ve got Magomed Zaynukov at -290, another absolute lock. You gotta love this guy’s story, especially the fact that his nickname was literally “John Pork” on Fight Finder until he requested it get taken down! Talk about a hidden gem. His opponent, Damian Rzepecki, might have a bit more experience and a few more stoppages, but these guys are on totally different trajectories. Zaynukov’s come up through the Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov School pipeline, absolutely grinding through UAE Warriors and even making it onto Dana White’s Contender Series last year. He crushed a 4-2 opponent in just his second pro bout. Rzepecki, meanwhile, was fighting in Poland’s second-tier organizations. Even if Zaynukov is shorter with a slightly lesser reach, his strength of schedule and undeniable talent make him a powerhouse pick for this parlay.
To round out the “Oops! All Magomeds” bet, Magomed Tuchalov is another heavy favorite at -900, completing a trio of fighters all poised for victory. If you’re looking for where the smart money is heading this Saturday morning, this parlay is screaming for your attention. Get ready to watch these guys dominate!
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Originally reported by Yahoo Sports.
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