Woof. Just when you thought the Arizona Cardinals couldn’t sink lower, Sunday’s 45-21 blowout loss to the Detroit Lions dropped them straight into the Mariana Trench of futility. What started as a promising defensive battle for about six drives completely unraveled, turning into one of the most lopsided scores of the 2026 season and reminding everyone just how quickly a team can fall apart.
The Defensive Floodgates Opened, Then Exploded
It actually started pretty well for Cardinals defensive coordinator Nick Rallis, who seemed to have a beat on his former coworker, Lions offensive coordinator Drew Petzing, in the early going. Detroit went three-and-out on their first three drives, netting a whopping -9 yards. You think, “Okay, maybe they got something here.” Nope. After Arizona’s offense managed a lengthy scoring drive, it was all downhill. The Lions found the end zone on their fourth drive and then just kept scoring, on every single possession, until their final one. It was a complete defensive meltdown. Arizona’s coverage against Jared Goff was brutal, letting him rack up 271 yards and three touchdowns through the air, including huge explosives of 39, 38, and 36 yards. But somehow, their run defense was even worse. Jahmyr Gibbs ran absolutely wild, carving up the Cardinals for 151 yards and two scores, averaging six yards a pop. Detroit converted all four of their fourth-down attempts, turning two of them into touchdowns. This wasn’t just a bad defensive day, it was the worst performance of the year for Arizona, hands down. They surrendered 24 points in the second quarter alone, and a total of 412 offensive yards to Petzing’s squad. You just can’t win like that.
Offense Stalls in the Post-Harrison Jr. Era
As if the defense crumbling wasn’t enough, the Cardinals’ offense didn’t do them any favors. This was the first game of the post-Marvin Harrison Jr. era, with the third-year wideout inactive after that “ill-advised trade” sending him to the Houston Texans. Whether his absence was *the* reason for Sunday’s offensive woes, the unit looked flat out poor. They couldn’t run the ball to save their lives, with Jeremiyah Love leading the team with a meager 22 yards on 12 carries. Their banged-up offensive line provided zero running room and even less protection for Jacoby Brissett. After their game-opening touchdown, they produced a measly 11 total yards and zero points over the next four drives. Brissett himself struggled with accuracy, completing just 29 of 47 attempts. It wasn’t until the game was completely out of reach that the Cardinals padded the stats with two more scoring drives, which somehow boosted Brissett’s numbers to 292 passing yards and three touchdowns, with Trey McBride getting one and newly-elevated tight end Teagan Quitoriano hauling in two.
This kind of performance tells you everything you need to know about where this Cardinals team stands right now. What’s next for them after a defensive showing that bad and an offense that looks lost without its top weapon? Hard to say, but things are looking pretty grim. Meanwhile, speaking of football that actually matters to us, our own Seahawks just went toe-to-toe with the Niners in a hard-fought 32-29 loss. That’s the kind of battle we expect, even when the outcome stings. You know our boys will be ready to bounce back.
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Originally reported by Yahoo Sports.
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