Cristiano Ronaldo’s national team walkout created global headlines, and the Portuguese federation finally dropped its ‘punishment’: a 30-day suspension that means absolutely nothing. Seriously, if you blinked, you missed any actual consequence for CR7’s actions.
The Drama That Led to a Whole Lot of Nothing
Let’s rewind to the last international break, because that’s when this whole mess started. Ronaldo, captain of the Selecao, was seen darting down the tunnel instead of celebrating with his teammates after Portugal’s win over Norway. Why? He was an unused substitute, 41 years old and apparently not thrilled the coaching staff made him warm up only to keep him on the sideline. The speculation about his frustration was immediate. Then, the day before their next match against Denmark, he just peaced out of national team camp entirely. That move sparked a firestorm of reports and rumors about his exit. The Al Nassr star eventually put out a lengthy statement, clarifying his position, demanding things from the head coach, and tossing in an apology. He even said he’d accept a punishment, admitting as captain he should be held to a higher standard. Well, the punishment came, and it was a total nothing burger.
Portugal’s Joke of a ‘Suspension’
The Portuguese federation issued a suspension to their captain, Cristiano Ronaldo, for ditching national team camp. But let’s be real, it’s a suspension in name only. They hit him with a 30-day ban, plus a tiny fine of €255 ($286). You wanna talk about a slap on the wrist? On his Al Nassr salary of €180 million a year over two years, Ronaldo would earn enough to pay that fine in approximately 43 seconds. Forty-three seconds! It’s laughable. The best part? This ‘suspension’ will not keep Ronaldo out of action for a single minute. It’s retroactive to October 9, the end of the last international break. Portugal doesn’t even play another game until November 14, which means, according to Portuguese outlet A Bola, CR7 will be fully available for selection.
What’s Next? (Hint: It’s Just More Ronaldo)
So yeah, Ronaldo’s ‘suspension’ is done before he even misses a minute of national team action. He’ll be lacing up and ready to go for Portugal’s final two group stage games in the 2026/27 UEFA Nations League. First up, they meet Denmark on November 14 in Braga, Portugal. Then, it’s off to Cardiff, Wales, to face Wales on November 17. He’ll be on hand, likely starting, and probably scoring, like nothing ever happened. It just goes to show you that sometimes, even when a captain walks out, the consequences are about as real as a phantom foul.
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Originally reported by The Sporting News.
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