The 2026 summer transfer window just slammed shut, and man, what a ride. Premier League clubs collectively blew a mind-boggling $4.67 billion, setting a new record. But here’s the kicker: some teams absolutely crushed it, finding insane value in a market that feels totally out of control. Others? Well, they had a summer so bad you’d think they were trying to lose. Our crew , Nick Akerman, Leo Collis, and Calum Rogers , has handed in their final grades, and some results are definitely going to make parents proud, while others will have teams hoping everyone just forgets to ask.
Arsenal’s ‘A’ Grade Haul Has Them Poised for Chaos
Dude, remember when Arsenal got a slightly harsh C grade back in early August? Wild, right? That was before Bruno Guimarães’ move from Newcastle officially went through. Once that deal was sealed, their grade shot straight up to a B+. Then, just when you thought they were done, Ezri Konsa walked through the door from Aston Villa. Even with some uncertainty about how long William Saliba might be out with a back injury, Konsa instantly beefs up an already killer defensive unit, pushing Arsenal’s final grade to a solid A. They didn’t snag Vinicius Junior or Julian Alvarez, with Alvarez’s saga ending in him going nowhere, but honestly, getting *any* return for the perpetually injured Gabriel Jesus was smart business. Sending Ethan Nwaneri out on loan is a win-win, and Christos Tzolis? He’s started bright, already looking like a total steal at just over $45 million. Leo Collis said it right: their business was excellent, just an inch or two shy of elite.
Aston Villa’s Dream Season Led to a Full-Blown Nightmare Summer
Talk about a gut punch. Aston Villa was riding high after a dream season, snagging European silverware and a top-four Premier League finish. But their summer? A full-blown nightmare. They got a B- in August, and things just spiraled from there. Six of their top ten most-used players from last season in the Premier League are GONE. Seriously, six! And if that wasn’t enough, Amadou Onana is now out long-term with a knee injury. They brought in ten new faces, trying to balance youth and experience, with guys like Leon Goretzka stepping in to cover for Onana and replace Youri Tielemans. Nicolas Jackson and João Gomes are entering their primes and already know the Premier League grind, with Jackson specifically looking like a perfect replacement for Ollie Watkins. But losing that much talent? That’s a massive hole to fill.
As the dust settles on this wild transfer window, these grades aren’t just report cards. They’re a direct preview of what’s coming. Arsenal looks ready to absolutely tear it up, while Villa has a whole mountain of rebuilding to climb. The games are already kicking off, and we’re about to see who really did their homework, and who’s facing an uphill battle all season long.
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Originally reported by Bleacher Report.
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