Lane Kiffin stepped onto the SEC Media Days podium this week, making his debut as LSU’s new coach. But instead of a quick two-minute intro like his first time at Ole Miss, Kiffin launched into an absolutely wild, meandering 16-minute opening statement. His goal? Oh, it was crystal clear: dodge the super thorny questions from the media about his chaotic departure from Ole Miss. And you know what? It totally worked. He basically ran out the clock on the tough stuff.
The Master Class in Dodging a Media Blitz
Remember when Kiffin first showed up at Ole Miss’s SEC Media Days? His opening statement was a tight two minutes and seven seconds. Fast forward to LSU, and he prattled on for more than 16 minutes, nearly *three times* longer than his average opening remarks while he was at Ole Miss. What did he fill all that time with? Praising commissioner Greg Sankey, talking about how much he loves Tampa, the host city for Media Days, and even going on about the positives of his recent social media hiatus. What was conspicuously missing? Any mention of that huge Week 3 game where he has to go back to Vaught-Hemingway Stadium and face his old program. Seriously, that whole return went completely unaddressed during the nationally televised portion of his time at the podium. By the time he finally wrapped up his uncharacteristically long-winded speech, there was only enough time left for the media to ask him just four questions. That’s some serious next-level media manipulation right there, shutting down any real inquiry before it even started.
The “Factual” Apology and a Rule Named After Him
Buried deep within his winding presentation, Kiffin *did* toss out some little nuggets, some insight ahead of his first year with the Tigers. He got pressed hard on his past comments about Ole Miss, especially those from a *Vanity Fair* interview where he hinted that recruiting to LSU is easier than Ole Miss because of Mississippi’s “sordid history of race relations.” Those comments obviously infuriated the scorned Ole Miss fan base when they first came out in May. When Kiffin finally had to address them after his filibuster, he went completely off the rails. He started talking about his childhood admiration for his father and Hulk Hogan, and at one point, he even mused that “we’re all going to die.” Yikes. Eventually, he doubled down with the same kind of half-baked apology he gave when the *Vanity Fair* article first dropped. He admitted, “You do things, and you make really good decisions, and you make poor decisions.” He called his prior comment “a poor usage of a term that I believe, just like many coaches that have been there before, was factual. But over the course of a long interview, that was bad timing and bad usage of the word. It is what it is. I apologized when I said it, and moving on.” Talk about a non-apology apology, huh? And get this: there’s even a provision in the potential “Protect College Sports Act” that’s known informally as the “Lane Kiffin rule.” This thing would prevent coaches from bouncing to another head-coaching gig before their current team’s season is even over. Kiffin claimed he wasn’t aware it was named after him, but he did say he hopes for “future people that’s fixed.”
So, Kiffin might have tried to talk his way out of scrutiny at SEC Media Days, but the real test is still coming. We’re all counting down to Week 3, when he actually has to step back into Vaught-Hemingway Stadium. No filibuster can save him from that one.
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Originally reported by CBS Sports.
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