Hold up, Seattle. Pete Prisco dropped his Week 7 NFL picks, and he’s got the Chiefs beating our Seahawks in what he’s calling a Kenneth Walker revenge game. Yeah, you read that right. He’s picking against our squad.
Seriously, Pete? After Last Week?
Let’s just say Prisco’s confidence might be a little misplaced after his Week 6 performance. He openly admitted it was “awful,” even joking he might let his cats make the picks next time. The man went a dismal 6-8 straight up and a truly embarrassing 3-11 against the spread. He said he could flip a coin and do better, and honestly, we believe him. His season records are now 54-38-1 straight up and 37-54-2 against the spread, which he himself dubbed “vile.” So, when this guy picks against the Emerald City’s finest, do we listen? We’re taking that as motivation.
What Else Prisco’s Throwing Out There
Beyond the head-scratching Seahawks pick, Prisco’s got a few other predictions for Week 7. He sees a tight one in Paris, with the Steelers edging out the Saints 27-26. Both teams are coming off road wins, and he thinks the Steelers’ consistency gives them the slight edge, even with the Saints looking good against the Giants last week.
Closer to home, he’s got the 49ers, whom he calls the “league’s best team” and “rolling” on offense, beating the Falcons 30-28. Even with the 49ers losing Mike Evans, Prisco figures Brock Purdy will still find a way, especially since the Falcons couldn’t stop the Bears. It’s a close one, he predicts. Then, in a low-scoring affair, he’s got the Browns beating the Titans 17-16, citing the Browns’ better defense as the difference maker after both teams won last week but aren’t exactly offensive powerhouses. He’s also predicting the Vikings to beat the Colts 21-18 after the Colts fired their general manager, Chris Ballard, following a tough loss.
But let’s be real, who cares about those other games when our Seahawks are on the line? Our Hawks need to show everyone, especially folks like Prisco, that his “vile” picking record is about to get even worse. The 12s are ready, and we expect nothing less than proving him dead wrong.
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Originally reported by CBS Sports.
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