Three masked men broke into Simone Biles’ Chicago home and made off with her Porsche GTS, in a seriously scary incident she recounted to her followers this past Tuesday, Sept. 22. Can you even believe this? The Olympian was literally just doing her makeup, getting ready to pick up a *new* Porsche, when she dropped the bombshell that her existing one had been stolen in the last few months while she and her husband, Jonathan Owens, were living in Chicago. She was blunt about why she needed a new ride: “I feel like I need a new car because during our last few months in Chicago, three men in masks came to our house and stole my Porsche. Stole the GTS,” she said in a TikTok video. Seriously, what kind of nightmare is that?
The “Absolutely Insanity” of Her Life
She didn’t stop there, either, hinting she’d do a full “storytime” if her followers wanted the scoop. Biles clearly feels like her life is wild enough for TV, saying she should have a reality TV show because “the things that happen” to her are “absolutely insanity.” You almost gotta agree, right? “It’d be really easy for producers to just film regularly,” she commented. This whole incident is even a big reason they got their Doberman, which, honestly, makes total sense when you’re dealing with home invasions. Thank goodness she updated everyone that they actually recovered the car, captioning her post, “Yes we recovered the car, onto the next.” Phew.
A Dream Home in Texas After Chicago Chaos
It’s no wonder Biles and Owens have focused so much on their custom-built dream home in Spring, Texas. After an incident like that in Chicago, who wouldn’t want a secure sanctuary? They finished that incredible place in November 2025, after breaking ground in 2022 and starting the whole building process back in 2020. Architectural Digest spilled all the details: we’re talking a primary bathroom with dual sinks, three mirrors, a glass-walled shower sporting marble, and a marble-topped vanity. The kitchen rocks that same sleek black-and-white marble vibe throughout. And get this, they even have a separate room just for their dogs! Biles has her Frenchies, Lilo and Rambo, and Owens has his English Bulldog, Zeus. Outside? An in-ground trampoline for Biles to practice her flips, a swimming pool for lounging or a late-night dip, and a spa for serious relaxation. Sounds like the perfect escape from the chaos.
It’s good to see Biles isn’t letting this crazy event keep her down. She’s already moving “onto the next,” and with that incredible Texas home, her Doberman, and hopefully no more masked intruders, here’s hoping it’s smooth sailing for her from now on!
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Originally reported by The Sporting News.
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